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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again Santa replies: Im coming daily since 4 days I press the bell but no one comes out.      santa SMS
  
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa : Drying sweat      santa SMS
  
Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman. Jeeto: He s very good looking punctual & dresses so smartly. And so quickly too! said Preeto       santa SMS
  
Banta : Ive discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye Santa : Oh yeah? Whats it? Banta : Many years ago some husband said to his wife Im leaving u! & the wife said: Good! Bye!      santa SMS
  
Museum Administrator: Thats a 500 year old statue uve broken. Banta : Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.      santa SMS
  
Banta : Some people can tell time by looking at the sun. Santa : But Ive never been able to see the numbers       santa SMS
  
An ATMs jammed & failed when operated by Santa . Why? Bcoz he put a pin from his turban when asked: Enter ur Pin      santa SMS
  
Santa was writing the passive voice of I made a mistake. He wrote: I was made by a mistake.      santa SMS
  
Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I cant live without my friend.      santa SMS
  
Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2 him: Excuse me but u just farted before my wife. Santa : Sorry I didnt know it was her turn      santa SMS
  
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